Even though he’s not a fan of Obama (and said as much in his inauguration speech) Donald “Orange is the New Black” Trump will be keeping on 50 aides from the Obama administration.
“Grow hand. GROOOWW!”
They better have their birth certifica […]
North Korean leader Kim Jung Un warned the US that even though millions of his people are starving, they can launch a nuclear missile
at us at anytime.
Just so long as the fuse from Acme doesn’t get bitten off by the roadrunner.
How do you say ‘Meep, meep&# […]
A woman found Donald Trump's face in her butter.
The most classiest dairy ever!
She also looked at her toast and saw
Rick Santorum, Bobby Jindal and John Kasick's campaigns.
Every headline I’ve seen on this video asks ‘Did Missouri Congresswoman Ann Wagner Pick Her Nose and Eat It?’
I did not use that headline.
That’s some high-powered boog-lobbying right there.
Ben Carson, #234 of the 236 Republican presidential candidates has denounced Planned Parenthood even though he essentially did the same thing in 1992.
Basically, research was done on the remains of aborted babies/fetuses/uterus turds by Planned Parenthood and that was […]
Is the gentleman from South Carolina actually the Snordblot from Planet Drexar-6?
“Well, John, my constituents really want a female tooth enrichment program”
The guy looks like he found a dead lesbian coop farmer’s body and smeared it onto his tentacl […]
‘Obama Tried To kill a man with a jeep’…is what the Fox News graphic would say with this story.
In Arizona’s latest attempt at out-crazying Florida, a woman ran over her husband because he didn’t vote in the 2012 Presidential election which […]
New Jersey senator Bob Menendez is about to get a pounding from the Holder Hammer™!
Seems Bobby ‘Christmas Morning’ Menendez was taking gifts from a Democratic donor in exchange for advocating for stuff that benefits the donor’s interests.
And now th […]
If you have Cancer, which I believe is a fungus…
And that’s all you need to hear from Michelle Fiore, a woman who was elected by Nevada voters and serves as A LAWMAKER for them. But there’s definitely more from her on fighting cancer and she’s de […]
Or that’s the only logical conclusion I can gather from Bill possibly embellishing his wartime news exploits of the Falkland War (no, it’s not a Hobbit movie fight scene!).
That’s what a Mother Jones article is saying about Papa Bear Bill O’Reil […]