FLOTUS (Female Loungebot Of Tormonga Universe System…I think I have that right) called Iowa Senate Candidate Bruce Braley: “Bruce Baley.”
If only the venue was littered with tons of posters and signs with Bruce Hailey’s name on it!
That would be [...]
Since his early 2000’s hip hop career hasn’t panned out, Mitt Romney is heading to a brick wall stage near you. Everybody’s favorite Mormon Robot® is cracking jokes at President Obama’s expense while campaigning for Karl Rove bitches like Jon [...]
Fresh off the heels of another dude trying to hop the White House fence and warn Obama about tinfoil hat rash, the Secret Service is beefing up security in front of the White House with the same barriers they use to keep 45 year old men from touching Miley Cyrus in the [...]
A man was arrested after hopping the White House gate and trying to make it into the white house this past weekend.
Jesus, Mitt Romney REALLy wants to be president.
The old guy from ‘Nothing But Trouble’ wants the US to figure out it’s immigration issues.
Rupert Murdoch, overlord of all things ‘Fox’ (minus the motorcycle clothing company) spoke in Australia to a bunch of Foster-swillers and duck-billed [...]
I.S.I.S, the uber terrorists who are sweeping through Iraq fueled on Mad Jihad juice® and curry flavored Red Bull have changed their name.
They’re going from the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria to just…
The Islamic State.
They’re like the Prince of i [...]
So because I suck and am genuinely busy with my real job (housewife toenails aint gonna paint themselves!) I’ve done nothing with this site in a while.
Therefore, I’m gonna dump some stuff I marked for posting in this one post for a ‘Let’s Throw [...]
Rush Limbaugh beat out a bunch of other children’s book authors to win the Children’s Choice Book Award yesterday.
He beat out people like the guy who wrote ‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid’ which I’m assuming is Clay Aiken’s journal from when h [...]
Between breaking my hand and my Dad almost dying from diabetes medication (psst, warning: Metformin can be a BAD drug to take), I’ve been mostly inactive on this site but couldn’t resist once I found a doozy like this one….
Let the doozing begin… [...]