Is the gentleman from South Carolina actually the Snordblot from Planet Drexar-6?
“Well, John, my constituents really want a female tooth enrichment program”
The guy looks like he found a dead lesbian coop farmer’s body and smeared it onto his tentacl […]
‘Obama Tried To kill a man with a jeep’…is what the Fox News graphic would say with this story.
In Arizona’s latest attempt at out-crazying Florida, a woman ran over her husband because he didn’t vote in the 2012 Presidential election which […]
New Jersey senator Bob Menendez is about to get a pounding from the Holder Hammer™!
Seems Bobby ‘Christmas Morning’ Menendez was taking gifts from a Democratic donor in exchange for advocating for stuff that benefits the donor’s interests.
And now th […]
If you have Cancer, which I believe is a fungus…
And that’s all you need to hear from Michelle Fiore, a woman who was elected by Nevada voters and serves as A LAWMAKER for them. But there’s definitely more from her on fighting cancer and she’s de […]
Or that’s the only logical conclusion I can gather from Bill possibly embellishing his wartime news exploits of the Falkland War (no, it’s not a Hobbit movie fight scene!).
That’s what a Mother Jones article is saying about Papa Bear Bill O’Reil […]
Brian Williams was fudging his involvement in an RPG attack on some helicopters during the Iraq War.
His statement on being caught reads:
I didn’t choose this war, this war chose ME! As I was sitting in a chinook helicopter with my other Army soldiers.
Nothing is […]
Haven’t done much in the way of posting mostly because I’m busy but also because my wife and I put our stinky parts together again for a second baby.
Mabel Drew came into the word on February 6, 2015 and we couldn’t be prouder.
I hope you grow into a w […]
This time it was something stupid she was DOING and not something stupid she was SAYING.
Now that she’s done fighting people at Alaskan parties (“No. Atlantic Salmon is better than SOCKEYE, Ya gosh darned husky-humper!”) Sarah Palin is testing the Pr […]
The Senate Intelligence Committee report on the C.I.A’s terrorist activity soon after 9/11 was released today and it’s a doozy.
If you like stuff like:
mental and physical abuse
And C.I.A agents getting physically and emotionall […]
Marion Barry died at the age of 78 last night.
As someone who lived in the D.C. area while he was Mayor, I was privy to all the bullshit that Marion Barry heaped on Washington, D.C. during his tenure as Mayor.
Through all the crack smoking ('Bitch set me up') a […]