Comcast is trying to buy Time Warner Cable in what has to be the biggest merger since Honey Boo Boo’s family merged with the Old Country Buffet.
And if you think public outrage at a huge, uncaring conglomerate merging with another would be enough to stop it from h [...]
Seth Rogen flies from Los Angeles to DC to testify about how Alzheimer’s is killing his mother in law and our congressman walk out on him like somebody just shit their pants.
Our congress sucks.
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So I totally don’t give 3 fat fucks about Hockey but when the US team makes a Russian one look like the Miracle on Ice team’s toilet food, I have to get a little patriotic. Which means Russian President Vladimir Putin, upon his team losing to the ‘Me [...]
George Zimmerman is telling CNN that Obama and the Gub’mnt (Floridian for ‘Government’) made him pull the trigger when Trayvon Martin showed him his black face with Skittle smear on it.
Here’s part of what he said to CNN:
“I thi [...]
As a former Navy brat I feel it’s my duty to point out that military pensions will NOT be going down because our government gets a case of brain-fuck whenever something even remotely interesting falls in their lap (not counting the dead interns that keep dropping [...]
Lousiana bog-snake and political screamer James Carville is headed to Fox News.
The long time liberal and former advisor to Bill Clinton is bringing that sweet Louisiana droll to the Fox News Channel in hopes of either making Sean Hannity look MORE right wing or making [...]
Fresh off of executing one of his top generals and, oh yeah, HIS UNCKIE Jang, North Korean Head Fattie, Kim Jong-Un has wiped out all of Jang’s family.
image courtesy of Al Jazeera!
In New Jersey there are 2 things. Atlantic City and Chris Christie.
Of course that’s not ALL there is in New Jersey (read: garbage) but Governor Chris Christie would like you to think he’s the only thing worth mentioning in the ‘Garden State.’ [...]
North Korean Dear Leader, and Asian Bob’s Big Boy model, Kim Jong Un has executed his own uncle.
Jang Song Thaek was put to death because he, according to North Korea State TV (NTV. Still more music than MTV!) he didn’t buy Kim beer when he was 15. That or [...]
House speaker, John Boehner is taking on his uber-Republican party members.
More specifically, the Tea Party putzes.
When asked about the flack from some Republicans about the new budget deal, he got him some pissed off-ness
“You mean the groups that came out and oppo [...]