Marion Barry died at the age of 78 last night.
As someone who lived in the D.C. area while he was Mayor, I was privy to all the bullshit that Marion Barry heaped on Washington, D.C. during his tenure as Mayor.
Through all the crack smoking ('Bitch set me up') a […]
Dear fat leader, Kim Jong-Un was doing a photo op at a new North Korean orphanage (they have those there?) and all was well and staged and the 1 room that was actually built looked tremendous.
Until the photos came out….
“What’s that about fucking on a […]
FLOTUS (Female Loungebot Of Tormonga Universe System…I think I have that right) called Iowa Senate Candidate Bruce Braley: “Bruce Baley.”
If only the venue was littered with tons of posters and signs with Bruce Hailey’s name on it!
That would be […]
Since his early 2000’s hip hop career hasn’t panned out, Mitt Romney is heading to a brick wall stage near you. Everybody’s favorite Mormon Robot® is cracking jokes at President Obama’s expense while campaigning for Karl Rove bitches like Jon […]
Fresh off the heels of another dude trying to hop the White House fence and warn Obama about tinfoil hat rash, the Secret Service is beefing up security in front of the White House with the same barriers they use to keep 45 year old men from touching Miley Cyrus in the […]
A man was arrested after hopping the White House gate and trying to make it into the white house this past weekend.
Jesus, Mitt Romney REALLy wants to be president.
The old guy from ‘Nothing But Trouble’ wants the US to figure out it’s immigration issues.
Rupert Murdoch, overlord of all things ‘Fox’ (minus the motorcycle clothing company) spoke in Australia to a bunch of Foster-swillers and duck-billed […]
I.S.I.S, the uber terrorists who are sweeping through Iraq fueled on Mad Jihad juice® and curry flavored Red Bull have changed their name.
They’re going from the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria to just…
The Islamic State.
They’re like the Prince of i […]
So because I suck and am genuinely busy with my real job (housewife toenails aint gonna paint themselves!) I’ve done nothing with this site in a while.
Therefore, I’m gonna dump some stuff I marked for posting in this one post for a ‘Let’s Throw […]