Brian Williams was fudging his involvement in an RPG attack on some helicopters during the Iraq War.
His statement on being caught reads:
I didn’t choose this war, this war chose ME! As I was sitting in a chinook helicopter with my other Army soldiers.
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don’t turn it off! ESPECIALLY if it’s followed by Wheel of Fortune. It wasn’t my war! You asked me, I didn’t ask you! And I did what I had to do to win cause that young guy on ABC has thicker hair than me! But somebody wouldn’t let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting, or maybe it was on the guy in front of me, anyway. Calling me cable news hack and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Dan Rather fans?Unless they’ve been me and been there and know what the hell they’re yelling about!
Or something along those lines.