George Zimmerman is telling CNN that Obama and the Gub’mnt (Floridian for ‘Government’) made him pull the trigger when Trayvon Martin showed him his black face with Skittle smear on it.
Here’s part of wha […]
As a former Navy brat I feel it’s my duty to point out that military pensions will NOT be going down because our government gets a case of brain-fuck whenever something even remotely interesting falls in their lap (not counting the de […]
Lousiana bog-snake and political screamer James Carville is headed to Fox News.
The long time liberal and former advisor to Bill Clinton is bringing that sweet Louisiana droll to the Fox News Channel in hopes of either making Sean Hannity […]
In New Jersey there are 2 things. Atlantic City and Chris Christie.
Of course that’s not ALL there is in New Jersey (read: garbage) but Governor Chris Christie would like you to think he’s the only thing worth mentioning in th […]
North Korean Dear Leader, and Asian Bob’s Big Boy model, Kim Jong Un has executed his own uncle.
Jang Song Thaek was put to death because he, according to North Korea State TV (NTV. Still more music than MTV!) he didn’t buy Kim […]
House speaker, John Boehner is taking on his uber-Republican party members.
More specifically, the Tea Party putzes.
When asked about the flack from some Republicans about the new budget deal, he got him some pissed off-ness
“You mean the […]
President Barack "Suck my healthcare.gov" Obama just MIGHT be staying in Washington when his term ends in 2017
Saying that his youngest daughter, Malia, will still be in high school when the term’s over the Prez didn’t […]
Since it’s cool now for politicians to do cocaine, they’re all doing it now.
Freshman Florida representative Trey Radel (If ever there was a coke-head name, THIS IS IT!) was popped for having the Bolivian Marching Powder, the B […]
Dick Cheney’s girls are in a Facebook war (less cannonballs and more misspelled words) over Liz’s (the hot one!) comments about gay marriage and how that’s gonna make St. Peter slam your dead face into his pearly gates til […]
I wish I had good word joo-joo like this guy but I spend too much time watching Charles Bronson movies so all I know is menacing mustache-framed snears.
So I’ll let this guy say what I’m pretty much brain stewing about the gover […]