This constitutes news these days….
Which means Fox News lead story will go something like this….
Hot, vacant blonde chick:
“Why does our President HATE the founding father’s creating of the english language? Find out in 10 minutes.
But first: The Obama attack on grilled cheese sandwiches. Hot mess? Or Fulfilling assault on gun rights? YOU be the judge tonight on Fox News!
*shuffles papers and looks all anchor’y*
I consider myself a stickler for the english language and even I don’t know what the fuck word to use in that situation. ‘Affects’ or ‘effects’? Which one is it?
I’m sure I could look in a book or something but I can’t click on it while scouring for nasty Asian porn so…whatever.