Between breaking my hand and my Dad almost dying from diabetes medication (psst, warning: Metformin can be a BAD drug to take), I’ve been mostly inactive on this site but couldn’t resist once I found a doozy like this one….
Let the doozing begin…!
On Monday, Tennessee Republican state senator and worst Carrot Top impersonator Stacey Campfield compared the individual mandate of Obamacare to something COMPLETELY equatable [editor’s note: NOT equatable in any way!]: The Holocaust.
“Democrats bragging about the number of mandatory sign ups for Obamacare is like Germans bragging about the number of manditory [sic] sign ups for ‘train rides’ for Jews in the 40s.”
He started backtracking soon after it got some attention but this isn’t anything new from Stacey who’s a virtual quote machine filled with retardery and drool-infused idiocy.
I’ll let the AIDS stuff go but when you start comparing ANYTHING to the Holocaust you run the risk of losing credibility FAST. There is no comparing the Holocaust to anything.
But to help you out, I’ve created a very elaborate formula using Excel that might help you out. You’re welcome:
If you can fill in the blanks to come to that number on the right then you can use it but otherwise, you’re best using these analogies to make your point about Obamacare:
Democrats bragging about the number of mandatory sign ups for Obamacare is like….
- …Tennesseans bragging about the number of sisters they’ve humped
- …Al Gore bragging about the number of times he successfully kissed Tipper in public.
- …John Boehner bragging about his collection of empty tanning bottles.
- …Courtney Love bragging about anything over the last 15 years.
- …Stacey Campfield bragging about his Truck Nut ® collection.
There’s a lot of, shall we say, skewed information out there about Obamacare and there ARE people who are losing their current healthcare but what ISN’T happening is people dying because of it.
Stop using The Holocaust and Hitler in your hyperbole. You may not like Obama or the Affordable Health Care Act but, until he starts throwing red-haired polish people into ovens, he’s not that bad is he?