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Secret Service Beefs Up White House Security

Fresh off the heels of another dude trying to hop the White House fence and warn Obama about tinfoil hat rash, the Secret Service is beefing up security in front of the White House with the same barriers they use to keep 45 year old men from touching Miley Cyrus in the front row.

I love you, Miley!

It’s a start but not nearly as awesome as their orginal plan:

"See you at the gates of HELL!"

“See you at the gates of HELL!”

Joe Biden with a Trident!

 

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