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Woman Runs Over Husband Because Obama got Elected

‘Obama Tried To kill a man with a jeep’…is what the Fox News graphic would say with this story.
In Arizona’s latest attempt at out-crazying Florida, a woman ran over her husband because he didn’t vote in the 2012 Presidential election which saw our socialist overlord (® Fox News) get re-elected.
The husband, obviously distracted by her willowy looks and 6 months pregnant belly forgot to cast his vote for the Mormon In Chief (® Politificating) so she broke his pelvis and left him emotionally scarred.
I could see why she would be so pissed. After all, as every one knows the deciding vote in a Presidential election is usually cast by a dipshit mouth-breather or his wife.
The moral of this story is ALWAYS DO WHAT YOUR PREGNANT WIFE WANTS!

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